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things we have learned about team canada from natalie spooner’s twitter:
1. team canada’s ladies (natalie spooner, caroline ouellette, brigette laquette, and jenn wakefield) are badass AND gorgeous.
2. marc staal has replaced his brothers with brad marchand, shea weber, and taylor hall. christmas is going to be particularly awkward this year.

things we have learned about team canada from natalie spooner’s twitter:

1. team canada’s ladies (natalie spooner, caroline ouellette, brigette laquette, and jenn wakefield) are badass AND gorgeous.

2. marc staal has replaced his brothers with brad marchand, shea weber, and taylor hall. christmas is going to be particularly awkward this year.

Jul 7

a boy with a real-life ohl education in his natural habitat.

his twitter’s is definitely going to be missed: rip tylerseguin92, password marchandsnose.

Jul 3

jofran ebrales romantic rOme Getaway

nhlimages:

#imagiene u aee ona trip with yoreu boyfreiwnd jordan Leslie eberly. you travels to rome to get away form it All and to see the sights. you also want to meet augustus caesar becuas he is yoru celebrty bang (jorsnd’s is that girl from starbucks But you re not sure wat movee shes in). jordan tells u “augustus is dead this is the 21 century”„ his gap glinting in the sunlite..; “STOP LYIG TO MEE LESLIE” you scrEam ad run off from your toor of the spaghetti factory. ur So Mad. Jordan is jsut jealous u thibk. “(your name) .,cOMe bsck!” he callsf or yyuo. hewent after you what a gentleman. u forgive him for lykng abou aigustys and go bak vto ut hotel wher u mqke love. 5.4 secodns are all he nneds. “wow” usay. rome is the city of love. #imorgne

it’s as if the writer of this piece reached into our collective minds and exposed every fantasy we’ve ever had on the astral plane.

Jul 2

sharkliardi is no more; long live sharkliardi

tj galiardi has been traded to the flames, and here at ohl education hq, we are inconsolable. what are we supposed to call him now? “Flame-liardi”? “Flaming Galiardi”?! “FLAMLIARDI”??!!!

in conclusion, everything is terrible.

for the delightful gambler-of-heart on her birthday: carly rae jepsen, turned down three semi-tones, making it even better than the original.

happy birthday, friend! we find you incredibly adequate!

Jun 2

If anyone in the Toronto area is looking to adopt two kittens, meet Bruce and Wayne, two sisters.

They were rescued from a window well at three days old, and were named accordingly because, well, their parents are dead. They are the sweetest, purriest, most playful kittens ever, and we love them to death, but we can’t keep them. What we’d like more than anything is to find them a home where they can stay together, and where they’ll be loved for the fact that they’re cuddle monsters, but also the night.

Also, they’re kind of into hockey.

If you or anyone you know might be interested in adopting them, please contact me for more information. If you can’t, or live far away and just really like kittens, please reblog and help spread the word! We’d be happy to share more pictures, videos, and answer any questions.

of no interest to anyone but us but posted for posterity (sorry we’re not sorry)

july 2012: we played a game of “death is not an option.” the choices were corey perry covered in oatmeal or corey potter with skates on his hands.

results were in, three against one.

three for oatmeal face corey perry: “at least you might get a nutrition breakfast out of that.” 
one for sleeper agent corey potter: “i like to live dangerously.”

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march 2013: “MY COREY POTTER CHOICE IS LOOKING PRETTY GOOD NOW!!!”
- the one who picked corey potter

cosmic-vomit:

So, if you tune Taylor Swift down 3 semi-tones, she sounds like the lead singer of Fun.

Mar 9

the all-ryan team

(you may have noticed a theme in this tumblr; that theme is ‘ryans.’)

nugent-hopkins* - getzlaf - b.ryan
smyth - o’reilly - callahan
malone - kesler - jones
clowe - johansen - reaves
carter 

whitney - ellis
suter - mcdonagh
murray - o’byrne
murphy

miller
wilson**

*dear boy wizard: you will convert to left wing, and you will like it.

**lol you are now a back-up goalie.

Mar 3
oh my god what the fuck is this? (answer: this is amazing.)

oh my god what the fuck is this? (answer: this is amazing.)