#imagiene u aee ona trip with yoreu boyfreiwnd jordan Leslie eberly. you travels to rome to get away form it All and to see the sights. you also want to meet augustus caesar becuas he is yoru celebrty bang (jorsnd’s is that girl from starbucks But you re not sure wat movee shes in). jordan tells u “augustus is dead this is the 21 century”„ his gap glinting in the sunlite..; “STOP LYIG TO MEE LESLIE” you scrEam ad run off from your toor of the spaghetti factory. ur So Mad. Jordan is jsut jealous u thibk. “(your name) .,cOMe bsck!” he callsf or yyuo. hewent after you what a gentleman. u forgive him for lykng abou aigustys and go bak vto ut hotel wher u mqke love. 5.4 secodns are all he nneds. “wow” usay. rome is the city of love. #imorgne
it’s as if the writer of this piece reached into our collective minds and exposed every fantasy we’ve ever had on the astral plane.