WE SHOWER AT THE RINK: Archive

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july 2012: we played a game of “death is not an option.” the choices were corey perry covered in oatmeal or corey potter with skates on his hands. results were in, three against one. three for oatmeal face corey perry: “at least you might get a nutrition breakfast out of that.” one for sleeper agent corey potter: “i like to live dangerously.” - march 2013:...

Mar 14th

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cosmic-vomit: So, if you tune Taylor Swift down...

Mar 14th

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the all-ryan team

(you may have noticed a theme in this tumblr; that theme is ‘ryans.’) nugent-hopkins* - getzlaf - b.ryan smyth - o’reilly - callahan malone - kesler - jones clowe - johansen - reaves carter whitney - ellis suter - mcdonagh murray - o’byrne murphy miller wilson** *dear boy wizard: you will convert to left wing, and you will like it. **lol you are now a back-up goalie.

Mar 9th

Mar 4th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 10th

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both the sens and the kings are back in action...

fifty per cent of this blog: WAKE UP. THIS IS IMPORTANT. HOCKEY IS ALMOST BACK,
the other fifty per cent of this blog: ...can't help you right now. i'm eating this egg tart on the floor.
fifty per cent of this blog: but i need you now. this is the hour in which i need you the most. it's going to be real morning soon.
the other fifty per cent of this blog: okay. i'm done my egg tart now. i am!

Jan 19th

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Jan 3rd

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Jan 2nd

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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shit my roommate says / shit my fake roommate says

“my mom’s gay dads look well on her.” and “i want food. that HE pays for.” and “you guys just tasted the fruits of my dating labours.” and “oh no no no no no no…GODDAMMIT BROSEPH.” and “i only have four buildings in this town. FOUR. there was an innkeeper and no inn. and now i have to get a glass of milk. AND PET MY...

Dec 11th

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Dec 11th

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Dec 2nd

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Dec 1st

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Nov 29th

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friday night genderswap round table

50 per cent of the blog: if you genderswapped tyler sequin's sisters, you would get tyler sequin. there's a certain je ne sais quois about them sequins.

other 50 per cent of the blog: ...so if you genderswapped wayne gretzky, would you get paulina? you're welcome! your night has just been ruined!

Nov 24th

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Nov 20th

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Nov 19th

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Nov 19th

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Nov 17th

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Nov 8th

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Nov 8th

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sometimes, a sens fan like to blog about a kings...

“WHAT IS YOUR DEAL, AMERICA???!!!” and “LOOK AT ALL THOSE SAD WHITE PEOPLE!!!” and “THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH HAVING A TWO PARTY SYSTEM: YOU ARE ONE PARTY AWAY FROM BEING COMMUNIST CHINA.” (but on a slightly more serious note, all our love to our american friends and followers! as canadians, we have been watching your election pretty anxiously, and we...

Nov 7th

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Nov 4th

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Nov 4th

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saturday night at ohl-education hq

50 per cent of this blog: seriously though - i have shit for you (not actual fecal pie): you wanna come get it tonight or should i bring it to you? im going to make you stuffed peppers maybe. they might taste like feces. we could watch some moar wjc and finish the wine? MARC MONSTER STAAL???!!!
other 50 per cent of this blog: ALL OF THIS SOUNDS AMAZING. I have a green pepper? And I can assist? And I love Marc Monster Staal!
50 per cent of this blog: and if you bring your laptop, we can also watch halischuk's overtime goal + jordan's CAN YOU BELIEVE IT (yes i can) goal on the big screen!
other 50 per cent of this blog: Hooray! I will bring my laptop. We will have a grand old (not opry) time.

Nov 3rd

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Nov 2nd

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Nov 1st

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Nov 1st

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Oct 28th

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Oct 9th

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Sep 29th

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Watch

in the spirit of ohl educations, here is a plymouth whalers/windsor spitfires brawl from 2000, featuring 50 per cent of this blog’s all-time favourite windsor spitfire (JASON FUCKING SPEZZA) and the other 50 per cent of the blog’s all-time favourite windsor spitfire (STEVE RYAN “FIFTH IN THE LEAGUE IN FACE-OFFS: LOOK IT UP ON NHL DOT COM” OTT). this also features stephen...

Sep 27th

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Sep 27th

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Sep 24th

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Sep 20th

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Sep 12th

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“taylor hall jordan eberle ryan whitney sidney crosby tyler sequin, I mean...”

– since this is a blog dedicated to public education and science, we asked a friend of the blog to name all the hockey players she could think of. this was the result. we informed her that we were going to post this to our blog and her surly response was, “fine! I’ll just be proud of...

Sep 12th

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