as a reminder that this is a blog of true facts, we are pleased to present the second edition of an ohl-education investigative report, “it’s almost like they’re related or something.”
this week, we will compare and contrast two canadian nhlers: zack kassian and matt kassian. this particular report will lie towards the “or something” category of comparison…because they are not wombmates. fact.
aggravated assault is serious business, and a dude who loves romcoms is kind of aces (unless you love pretty woman: that shit is weak).
ahaha. thank you, matt kassian. your tweets make you superior.
since this blog is one of true facts, we are pleased to present the very first ohl-education investigative report, “it’s almost like they’re related or something”.
a thing that we have noticed is that hockey commentators are obsessed with brothers in the nhl. it makes pedobear pierre twice as pervy. so, we have decided to examine each set of brothers currently playing in the nhl* and to provide you with scientific conclusions regarding which brother is superior.
*this investigative report only includes brothers who have both spent significant time on nhl rosters in the 2011-12 season. so, sorry wellwoods, folignos, benns, toews, giontas, seabrooks, sestitos, stuarts, mcginns, kessels, bogosians and russells. true fact: it is disturbing that i didn’t have to look any of those up.
we are obsessed with the 2008 junior team canada. but pavel bure owns and
blob rob blake sucks. brayden is superior.